I had high hopes for the Borderlands live-action movie, given the vibrant and chaotic universe of the games, but unfortunately, it fails spectacularly in almost every way. From the moment the film starts, it's clear that the magic and mayhem of Pandora did not survive the transition to the big screen.
First, the casting choices are baffling and misguided. While the actors are talented, they seem completely out of place in this dystopian wasteland. Their performances feel forced, as if they're struggling to understand the tone of the movie, which fluctuates between slapstick comedy and poorly executed drama. The characters, who are beloved in the games for their quirky, over-the-top personalities, are rendered flat and lifeless here, with none of the charisma that made them fan favorites.
The plot, if you can call it that, is a disjointed mess. It feels more like a series of poorly connected action sequences than a coherent narrative. The story lacks the depth and humor that Borderlands is known for, instead opting for cheap jokes and predictable twists. Even the action scenes, which should have been the movie's saving grace, are uninspired and lack the frenetic energy that the game series is famous for.
The visuals are another huge letdown. The game’s signature cel-shaded art style is nowhere to be seen, replaced by generic CGI that looks like it belongs in a low-budget sci-fi flick. The world of Pandora, which should feel alive with danger and dark humor, instead comes across as bland and unimaginative.
The movie's pacing is another issue. It drags in places where it should be fast-paced and energetic, and rushes through moments that should be given more weight. This uneven pacing leaves the audience feeling disconnected and uninterested in the unfolding events.
In the end, the Borderlands live-action movie is a major disappointment. It strips away everything that made the games unique and enjoyable, leaving behind a hollow shell of what could have been. Fans of the series will likely leave the theater feeling frustrated and let down, while newcomers will be left wondering what all the fuss was about. Save yourself the time and money, and stick to the games instead.