Alpha Plays

This was a very fun book to read however I believe Jesus should have killed the Romans as that would've been much more of a gratifying ending. He could have finished of the final one with a trick-shot then put it in his irl montage, however I believed God should've beaten his son for his dis trust and should've been like: boy why you doubt me. I liked the part where it talked about Shayne Dawson and the beauty community getting cancelled that was kinda epic however i believe pewdiepie and his army of 9 year olds should've found the holy grail in time so they didn't become 19 year olds and age as that was very sad, i also cried when he lost to cocomelon after fighting for all that time. I did the the discount happy meal tokens in the back of the book as i was very hungry after reading this so i decided to buy many Mc Donalds and it was very epic. It was very gripping when Jesus found out his birthday was on Christmas so he got less presents i honestly cried so much. Honestly 10/10 would shag again

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