Roy Salinas – Google

I'm giving this movie 5 stars all the way.... simply because it stars Billy Porter from Pose and that guy Luke who once played a vampire in some movie a few years back. And the thing is this..... they are both gay in real life, not fake life or make believe.....so I know, oh yes honey baby, I know this film will without a doubt take home every single award known to mankind. Oscar! Tony! SAG Award! American Music Award, Billboard Music Award! Emmy award! BET Award, CMT Award, MTV award, Heisman Trophy, VH1 Honors Award, SuperBowel award, Olympic Gold in Acting award, Best Screenplay, Puppy Bowel Award, Best Animation Award, Best Sound Award, Best Costume Design, Best Overall Soundtrack, Best Editing, Best of the Best of All Time Award, Best from Here to Infiniti and Beyond Award......and in a new never before created, nor mentioned award,.........Best Universal Intergalactic Award for A Major Motion Picture Ensemble Acting Award and lastly......Best Motion Picture Award on every single planet in the Whole Entire Universe Including Outer World's and Beyond Award!!! Oh yes........And Best Sound Design and Best Subtitles for each Planet and World and Universe Award! I don't know if the movie will actually win these awards, I pray that they will though. And I have not even seen the movie. I'm judging all this simply due to the amazing, beautiful, utterly exciting trailer and preview!!! Roi in Houston,

I have not seen this little ole show just yet, but I definitely plan on watching it when I get back home from refilling my medication ( oxycodone, hydrocodone, hydromorphone, methadone, soma, Xanax, promethazine with codeine, valium, Clonazepam, and Adderall to be honest) That is If I finish my meds in time, of course! I love little ole shows like this.....ooooh......especially when they are about heaven and the dark ages and stuff like that! Daniel Radcliffe still be reminding me about when he was just a little ole kid in those movies where he was a wizard and stuff. I didn't really like those movies so maybe he will do a much better job than he did in Harris Porter and The Sensual Sword! So, after my little ole gay Catholic medication kicks in, then I plan on hitting play......I hope that I can remember what I watched though. It usually takes me about two or three years to get through one episode, so this is going to be a major task for me! But, I will definitely try. And when I do I plan on getting back on here and letting all of you know what I thought. But before I try to watch it and before I take my meds I still need to make me a little ole bite to eat. Usually I like to make me some breakfast. Most of the time, I like to have eggs, turkey sausage, onion's, bell peppers, portobello mushrooms and cheese. Sometimes before I eat I like to have a little coffee or sometimes some warm lemon water! I like lemon water with honey......but the water has to be warm though. And usually about an hour after eating I like to switch to drinking green tea. Then usually about three in the afternoon......I pray my Rosary and The Chaplet of Divine Mercy and then I Get ready to take my dog out for her little ole after noon walk. Oh no! Oh my God.......how embarrassing! I'm just rambling on and on here. Long story short....... after I am finished with all my all my rituals.......I will probably watch a few minutes of this show. And I will definitely get back to you!!! All of you, my dear special fans!

I absolutely hate what the critics said about this little ole piece of awesome fun! I don't want anyone to think I'm joking or anything, but I honestly thought this little ole piece of cinematic art/chaos was definitely going to sweep The Oscar's, The Golden Globes, The Sags, Critics Choice Award's, The Emmy's (by a technical default), and I was even betting on the film being turned into a broadway musical! I even once thought that for sure Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime would be at war duking it out for the rights to this excellent example of cinematic history, but nope....it didn't happen. So I am officially pissed!