El Jefe

Do Koreans just not lock their doors?

Although not an action movie as anticipated, it's still an amazing plot. Only people getting mad are gunho yeeyees who drool at guns go brrrrrr (this movie has a lot of that, but not enough for these gun fanatics ig). It's supposed to make you feel like a regular person when so much horror is going on. People are complaining that they don't specify why there is war, but that's kind of the point. You're just caught up between two sides who both believe they are the righteous side. Slow in some parts, but that's the point, too. In a Civil War, the average person will experience general calmness with flashpoints of immense trauma, which this movie does well. Overall, pleasantly surprisingly good and original.

Really captures Papist heresy with an amazing plot (ending kinda sucks tho ngl) showing how their obsession with the return if Christ reinforces cult behavior

Some funny moments, but cliche plot armor, fast and furious logic in fighting sequences, and too many last minute saves with the stupid emotional music (like it happens at least 3 times), but hey it has Guinness product placement (update: had it at 2, but the ending made me downgrade it to one; they added 3 more last minute saves, like the guy had plenty of time to sacrifice the son but noooooooo, water daddy was quick enough to react cuz he delayed the stabbing by more than 10 seconds. this movie really is for mouth breathers)

There are multiple instances to stop the bad things from happening or the villains to wipe out Fury, but no, they rather make it a series of weird interactions that lead to avoidable points of conflict

The pendeja jumping out of the lifeboat ruined it for me

Multiple times to shoot bear, no one hits bear. When bear is sleeping, they decide to check "if bear is alive" rather than simply shooting said bear. Disappointed in the elementary school level of logic