RB 3

This movie was definitely not good. Personally feel like this was a 10 hour movie crammed into 2 hours and they left out all the important things and only included the unimportant things. The plot was so neglected and if you’re not paying attention in the first 5 minutes you’re screwed and will be confused for the remainder of the film. Skarsgard was great but you only saw him and his vampiric schlong 3-4 times. I guess Lily-Rose Depp was good but she was violently convulsing for 3/4 of the film and the remaining 1/4 was just close up shots of her areolas. In summary this was a big time disappointment. If you were looking for scary, skip. If you were looking for plot, skip. If you were looking for character development and a deep dive into a vampire’s life, skip. If you were looking for entertainment, skip. The silence in theaters is filled by snoring. This film really just feels like a run on sentence that never really connects with the viewer, oddly similar to the way Count Orlok spoke. Save yourself two hours.

I guess this is one last shitter of the woke ages. I feel like I speak for most here although most are quiet about it, but I’ve really just had enough. It is really frustrating when identity politics are not only injected but are force fed to the viewer. I really don’t care how someone identifies, if you’re happy who gives a fuck, but why do I need a 90 second lecture on it in not only 1 but 4 of the 7 episodes. More than half. This industry is fucked, infatuated on politics, enjoy your 50% viewer drop I guess. Season one was entertaining, a 3/5. Season two however… what a stinker. Super painful to watch. Aside from Netflix wokeifying yet another show, the acting was terrible from players 002-456. The only descent performance was from the frontman this season. Horrible cast, weird acting, the games were lame and uncreative, and spoiler alert, it ended leaving you hanging in typical Netflix fashion.

Really really good adaptation. I hope there is more seasons.

If rotten tomatoes gives it a 28% you know it’s going to slap. Absolutely hilarious anti woke comedy.

A film every person on the planet should watch.

Indiana jones and the dial of disaster, This movie is a disgrace to the franchise and film making. Don’t waste 3 hours of your life going to the theater to see this. Don’t even waste your time renting it at home. It is without doubt the worst movie I’ve seen in decades.

If you enjoy woke bingo, then season 6 is for you. I have a rule with new shows and movies if the woke bingo card gets filled out turn it off, such a shame I couldn’t finish any of the episodes. As soon as stranger things runs it course so will my Netflix subscription

Very strange movie. It was barely entertaining but overall was strange. The writing almost seemed to be for a younger audience, children almost. With that writing interweave excessive swearing, I guess the classic case of uncreative comedy equals cursing is funny. The gore was way over the top and the cgi on the gore looked like a college student did it during an unpaid internship. Back to the strangeness and overall confusion of the movie, I thought Nicholas Cage was great but all of the other actors unbelievable, forgettable and uninteresting including the main character renfield. Again this could be part of the “comedy” but I didn’t laugh once during this movie. Also, the main cop character was insufferable, completely ruined the film. This movie cements the my theory that Hollywood uses chatGPT to write their films.

If the Biden administration made a purge movie, this would be it

It’s really terrible. I couldn’t finish the movie it was that bad.