Okay, so I watched this horror movie just now, and let me tell you, it was an absolute scream... of laughter! The plot was so predictable that I actually started placing bets with my friends on who would die next. The characters must have gone to the 'How to Make Dumb Decisions 101' school because seriously, who decides to split up in a haunted house? And don't even get me started on the monster! It looked like someone's failed attempt at making a scary piñata. The special effects were so cheesy that I couldn't tell if it was a horror movie or a tutorial on bad Halloween makeup. Overall, if you're looking for a good laugh instead of genuine scares, this movie is a masterpiece... of unintentional comedy!