Evan Schaller

Rating 1 star because there just wasn't enough mukbang breaks in the middle. Like, yeah, the book is alright. I just love when a sheltered girl held in her horrible terrible no good bad father is saved by a young white dude who is just the best person in the whole wide world and then the girl discovers true love because he is so sexy and beautiful and also happens to have another good thing that can't be mentioned here. But not to worry of course, because Scott O'Dell has an 18 plus version on his patreon where he goes more in depth on their adventures. It's only $125 to access 10 pages of his 543 page novel about their bedroom fun times. I just wish that there was more eating and maybe talking a little bit more about the Baltimore Ravens because they're my favorite football team Lamar Jackson is super underrated and I think he's gonna have a really good season that's why I'm picking him as the quarterback in my fantasy team. Look my friends laughed at me for picking trevor lawrence but like how was I supposed to know that the Jaguars would have a bad season, huh Jason? Sorry, getting off topic here, the book. Yeah, more ravens, but like you wouldn't have to mention the football team cause I don't know what time period this is in, but maybe you could include like a raven or something because I know that's what writers like to do with that subliminal message thing which I have to point out is super annoying, but I'm sure the New York Times or whatever would love it. Anyways, that's my review on something or another about smiling or whatever. I mean the book doesn't even talk about smiling, like it's annoying because I thought smiles would be a big part of the book, like come on man talk about a misleading title. Anyways, for real this time, that's my review. By the way make sure to subscribe to 5 minute crafts I'm an up and coming youtuber who takes a big inspiration from Dhar Mann it would mean a lot if you would check out my channel. 5/5 Stars.