Johnny Wednesday

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Ever since I was attacked by a gang of medium sized ships? I have been terrified of the ocean and the mighty vessels that sail upon her. For years I would wake each night in a cold sweat, fog horns echoing in my ears, tapping out an SOS in morse on my alarm clock snooze button. But thanks to Captain John Trimmer and his marvelous book? I can live a normal life once again! no more fear, no more screaming during the opening credits of Titanic, no more clutching a cold oar in my shaking hands. Those huge ships will NEVER find me now!

Set in the distant future amongst incredible technology and ships that can travel between the stars - experience several tedious episodes dedicated to interpersonal relationships that could have happened in a garden shed. Who will kiss Spock next? will Kirk ever appear without the TOS theme tune? does anything happen is space other than conversations about feelings? find out in next week's exciting episode!