For those people who can't complete a jigsaw puzzle or do a crossword puzzle. If Dr Seuss confuses you and Sesame Street is often over your head, here's an adventure show for you.
- The plot is so full of holes the Titanic could slip through. Trying to imitate Bruce Willis, Taron Egerton fails to impress on any level. His lines are sodden and drag into lost emotion. His acting does manage to portray a coward at heart, though I suspect that's just Egerton's nature showing through.
- Jason Bateman played the, "Traveler." Looking more like a tool reading a script than a menacing killer, he failed to add any excitement or tension to the film. His part should have been left to a voice actor.
- I don't have anything much to add about, Theo Rossi, except...If you want to insure your villain is recognized as a villain, make him look like any of a number of cartoon villains. Boris Badenov, or Dick Dastardly come to mind. He comes complete with his own personalized snarl.
- I would love to say something nice about cinematography. But, there isn't any. It's filmed in an airport for heaven's sake. Your grandma could do better with her RCA mini-VCR recorder.
Well, nothing more worth mentioning. The film is easy on profanity and not much gore, so kids can do fine.
When you produce a film, written by an out-of-date video game creator, you can't expect much. I'm sure the 10 thru 13 year olds will like it.
..."Ah ma...I saw this on the game dad brought me when I was six...this is really lame."