Caleb Wendel

I’ll give it two stars just because stitch wasn’t terrible but I’ll start this rant with my biggest problem. My daughter loves chumba and pleakly and they butchered their characters by making chumba the villain of the whole film by completely removing gantu and then pleakly is basically comedic relief and that’s it on top of that they have some technology that allows them to look like humans and are that way pretty much the entire movie and neither have “alien” accents. Point 2 the OG movies have a huge emphasis on family and staying together Nani gives up Lilo in the movie in the social workers which is absolutely insane not to mention the soundtrack was almost completely stripped of Elvis which also was a huge part of lilo’s character and also not to mention Myrtle is almost completely absent aswell which is Lilo’s rival and is the entire reason why she feels the need to wish upon the star for a best friend. Point 3, its not a huge problem but the movie was obviously set it current times for whatever reason and it didn’t have to be I always felt in the original the lived a quiet life in a relaxed area and in this movie the are basically living outside a massive resort. I can go on and on with problems with the movie the only positives are the little girl playing lilo seemed to pretty well get the assignment and stitch was great (also the dude who drops his ice cream even though it wasn’t mint chip) but every other character was completely ruined to make a new weird story that has minor inspiration from the original. I would say if you’ve never watched the original it’s not bad but I loved these movies growing up and it kills me to see them be so damn lazy remaking these just to earn a quick buck like did they not learn anything from Snow White just stick to what other people wrote cause y’all can’t make a kids movie to save your company. I’ll end this rant with saying the only reason I have this a two is because I didn’t absolutely hate but I was far from loving it they just need to stop making movies with this template of adding these new crap values to them and just literally remake the original and maybe expand on parts that were not like Nani’s past and her experience with surfing and their parents.

Dog shit movie with a dog shit cast and dog shit ideals they wanna force down your throat, don’t give them any money to ruin anymore childhood movies let them crumble

For all the people hopping on the hate bandwagon and coming from someone who’ve played many of the games. I understand roland is short and lilith and tanis are old and kreig is just an odd addition and Tina isn’t as crazy but I’ve seen in the couple years producers taking a game into a show and complete and utterly spit in the face of the creators and this is not that only thing I was honestly upset abt was the weird plot with having to be share blood with the alien race to access the vault and then also the fact they didn’t fight the vault creature but everything else was honestly not bad at all and stuck the games and the fact everyone hates on it means we won’t see a sequel so thanks:)