Ezra Howlett

Hugh Jackman is hot, Halle Berry is hot, and the plot makes no fucking sense. As a kid who was born in 2006, watching this shit ass CGI was beyond painful, but I was kinda rocking with how this movie fried the glia cells in my brain. Trigger warning for a sexual assault scene toward the beginning -- that made me super uncomfortable. Oh yeah, and War Machine is in this movie? Overall, the movie is terrible but not in the "I'd rather die than watch this" way. More like "if I watch this again, I'll contemplate suicide but at least it gave me something to do besides my homework." God bless titties (directed toward both Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman. Bi pride everyone✊🏽)