Brandon Sebastian

This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen and the people who made this film should be hung from their testicles and left in the sun to be eaten alive by buzzards. They should then be inverted and hung from their nipples while their rectums are lowered onto rusty farming implements covered in lemon juice and hot sauce. When they are near death, they should be taken down and brought back to health and then be given paralyzing pharmaceuticals that allow them to feel pain but not move and be placed into maximum security prisons on the shower floors and left to the inmates to do whatever they please. The only rule is that the inmates must keep them alive, after a week of this, start the cycle again by hanging them by what’s left of their testicles. Repeat until death by sepsis or anal bleeding, preferably after many years. The people who allowed this movie to be released should be locked in solitary confinement with nothing but Nickelback, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Dave Matthews radio “hits” playing on loop and near-deafening volume until they go completely insane (about 15 minutes or so) and then be covered in barbecue sauce and tossed to hungry packs of wild dogs. The people who support this film should be castrated and have a giant “P” inscribed on their foreheads and be forced to work as Walmart greeters for the rest of their lives in the Deep South. I think that about covers it.