True Reviews

The woke vultures circled the rights to the LOTR franchise for many years and when they finally got the chance, they buried their well manicured claws into the franchise and turned it into a joke, a big, fat (omg I’m fatphobic), liberal joke. Forget just for a moment that the show is devoid of any actual entertainment and realize how Amazon literally lied to you about how well the show was doing. Understand how Amazon manipulated viewership numbers or erases negative reviews because the backlash and hatred for the show were overwhelming compared to those who supported it which only happen to be a very small number of people. Coincidence that the people the show tried to appeal to are also the minority in America? Nope. Rings of Power wanted strong women and people of color to represent the new LOTR image and spoiler alert, the show failed because their target audience doesn’t care! Do you know who cares? White, middle aged nerds. The same white nerds who were called racist, sexist bigots because they found it irrational that middle earth was suddenly flooded with people of color. Liberal writers once again failed because that’s what they do, they fail. They believe themselves to be much smarter than they actually are and as a result the viewers are given garbage content to watch because the libtards sacrifice quality content for inclusiveness. I know there is no chance that any of the writers will read the amateur reviews, but just in case one of those pink and blue haired dweebs stumble across this review - y’all failed miserably and you have no idea what the LOTR franchise is or what it means to the fans. Anyone connected to that dumpster fire is a hack, a phony, a fraud, and you should never work in the industry again.

The grand inquisitor character was so terrible that it almost ruined the entire show for me. Liberal Hollyweird of course has to jam a female or person of color (in this case both) into a role that just doesn’t feel right. This is what Disney is now unfortunately: placating the woke left with race swapping or nonsense character additions. Every time the inquisitor was on screen I cringed, literally cringed as she tried to push her fake tough behavior onto the male characters who probably rolled their eyes the second the scene ended. The only reason I didn’t give the show 1 star is because of the 2 fight scenes between Obi-Wan and Vader, otherwise, it’s just more Star Wars trash from Disney.

Overrated. That’s the word that keeps getting throw around by the other amateur reviewers, and it’s a fairly accurate way to describe Skinamarink; an absolute snoozer of a horror movie. The director is known for releasing horror shorts on YouTube and from what I’ve seen, I can’t say I’ve ever been truly scared or frightened by anything that he has done. Skinamarink is separated by extended scenes of boredom that are supposed to represent tension building, atmospheric dread and the fear of the unknown, the problem is that it relies on the audience being children or young teens who are still afraid of the dark, but if you are an adult who is no longer afraid of the dark, Skinamarink poses no threat outside of the occasional jumpscare. I haven’t been this bored or disappointed by a horror movie in a long, long time.

There have been so many different movie franchises over the past 10 years that have been infected by liberal influence and consequently ruined. In another ten years or so, people will reflect back on this disastrous time in Hollywood and wonder how they allowed such insanity to take place, or how they allowed for the advocacy of marginalized groups to take the place of quality scripts for TV and film. Those same people who would rather see untalented actors who limit themselves to their pronouns or sexual preferences are also the same people who try like hell to shoehorn gender fluid characters into movies when no one asked for it, no one except the 8% or less of the population who identify as gay or the 1% or less who are trans. Those percentages fluctuate of course, but the American population that identifies as gay is generally always less than 10% which raises the question of why they are in every conceivable form of entertainment now. Every commercial or TV spin off or movie sequel receives the liberal treatment to appeal to a group that makes up a very small population of American culture - why? Why is this the new norm and why should we be okay with the quality of TV/movie being sacrificed so marginalized groups can feel included? Evil Dead Rise is just another movie or means for the liberal dweebs in Hollywood to showcase gender fluid or woman actors and I would rather deal with actual demon possession than to see another storied movie franchise being destroyed or to have to see another main movie character who is gay or trans or gender fluid or whatever other made up nonsense words are currently trendy. Boo Hollywood. Boo Evil Dead franchise. Boo.

The Last of Us in 30words or less - an angry male character has to chaperone an annoying teenager who holds the cure for a world ending virus. And that’s it. The Last of Us is only special because it has a single one-off episode with a gay couple; the episode of course contributes nothing to the overall story or progression of the main characters, but that doesn’t matter to modern woke Hollyweird who only cares about appearing correct in their presumption that everyone everywhere wants diversity and inclusivity in their shows; spoiler alert, no one does. Bella Ramsey was hilariously nominated for a best actress award for her role as the annoying teenager, a role that could have literally been played by any, and I mean any actress. Ramsey does nothing special whatsoever as the Ellie character and I’m convinced that the only reason she got her nomination is bc she came out as non-binary a month before the nominations were announced. The Last of Us is a joke. A show that is not special or unique and if it came out 10 years ago when the game released, no one would have cared and it would have been labeled as yet another failed video game adaptation, but since it is a product of the times, it’s viewed as a triumph by the liberal media.