Brian Richards

If good script is using the f word 2000 times, if screwing is good acting, if have no sympathy for any character, and if you never want to hear Russian spoken again, then this movie is for you. Otherwise it was a terrible movie. Almost as bad as Deadpool.

It tries hard to show the irreverence of the original cast but it seemed forced as did the various mishaps that occur. Mostly, it just wasn’t funny.

A narrow mean-spirited biopic with a good dose of pornography to keep you titillated if not interested. It is relentlessly cynical. Your popcorn even tastes bad.

The worst movie in years. Another reason to have the Marvel Universe go extinct. Instead of writing there are thousands of expletives. It wears off in 5 minutes so the impact of an f bomb is gone. The plot is so confused and abstruse that you fail to see the point in any of it. The cleverness of the screen writers is what’s on display here and the fast talking Deadpool grates, seriously. But, the script falls flat as do the Deadpool and Wolverine characters.And, since these two bros are the regenerative types, all their fighting and stabbing, all the blood and dismemberment are meaningless and account for nothing, not so much as a tiny advancement of plot line. The movie is obscene in its adoration of the blood letting so that it becomes banal and numbing. It’s a perfect example of how Hollywood insults the audience by depending totally on CGI for everything. Sadly, children will watch this crap and parents will see no harm since they have no taste . As with porno, the movie is voyeuristic but worse, it’s sadistic. The dog has the best part and the best script lines.(none) I was hoping for it to do a dump on Deadpool’s shoe, CGI or otherwise. It would have been the only authentic scene in this interminable Marvel mess.

Saleka’s music was actually the best thing in this poorly conceived vehicle for her music. That you could actually catch a serial killer without knowing who you’re looking for, by scanning or questioning every adult male exiting an arena is preposterous. That the killer could so easily escape was also unbelievable. And the ending where he easily manages to unlock his cuffs, promising a sequel, was the final blow to a poorly written movie . Josh Hartnett did not project the underlying dread of a serial killer. But then, I don’t know many serial killers.

Depressing. Nihilists will love it.

Julio Torres is just not funny.Swinton is over-played and over-dramatized. Statements about the working status of immigrants are meant to convey a serious aspect to an otherwise dull movie. They don’t. The gratuitous low-life scenes and his prostitution gig along with the imaginary episodes of ways to get enough cash for an immigration lawyer were meant to show the travails of an innocent would-be toy designer trying anything to break into the business. Even his eccentric ideas for toys fall flat. Seriously, it became painful to watch.