Tristan Sheets

This is by far one of the worst and most annoying films I’ve ever seen in my short existence on this Earth. Every attempt at humour within the movie fails to even mildly allow me to crack a smile, and every second I watch is agony to my eyes. I could take my broken 1998 camcorder, go out on the streets of Chicago with a budget of 2 dollars, and make a better movie than this. The way the characters speak makes me crave earplugs. Every scene in the movie is filled to the brim with overused and frankly annoying cliches. Even the animation is annoying. This movie makes me want to shatter every gnome I see in the future. I deeply regret ever seeing this film, and wish I never even knew of its existence, and may god have mercy on its creators.