Logan Woodall

As an avid movie watcher/enjoyer/collector/enthusiast, this is by far the greatest piece of film/literature/cinematography I HAVE EVER SEEN WITH MY TWO EYES. The ability to harness the story of a bear ingesting 500 pounds of pure crack cocaine and making it a 95 minute action packed thriller might be one of earths greatest achievements. Its up there rivaling the moon landing, the invention of flight/cars/boats and trains. This movie has the potential to heal the sick, educate the dumb and even house the homeless. I honestly believe that this movie is so influential and so important to our civilization as a whole, that there should be a religion based on the morals and beliefs of Cocaine Bear the movie. This movie breaks every scale created ever created regarding movies. I am a very lucky human being to have taken part on planet earths 4.453 billion year life cycle and I was here and alive during the release of this masterpiece.