I put on "Cinderella" today and as it began, a narrator began to take potshots at tradition while saying "y'all" a lot. Meanwhile, a rainbow coalition of milkmaids and blacksmiths struck up an incongruous song that went, "We are part of the rhythm nation". Wow, thought I, Kenneth Branagh's really lost his touch... but wait, it must be part of a framing device; perhaps a kid is watching this absurd mess on TV only for his grandma to divert his attention by saying, "Turn this off and let me tell you the real story of Cinderella!" But then it carried on, with more singing, this time from the alleged titular character who definitely did not resemble the luminous Lady Rose from Downton Abbey.
Of course, I realized my mistake and swapped the execrable 2021 version for the 2015 version. And it was great. Apart from the golden girl Lily James, Cate Blanchett is fabulous as the wicked stepmother, as are Branagh company alumni Helena Bonham-Carter and Derek Jacobi as the Fairy Godmother and the old king, respectively. Richard Madden, whom I didn't recognize, plays Prince Charming dandily, especially in the "meet-cute" scene in his forest while he and his men are hunting the hart and Cinderella mounts a charm offensive to elicit a promise of sparing the stag's life.
The costumes really stand out, especially Cinderella's pale blue dress (the one she wears earlier in the film long before the Fairy Godmother jazzes up he mother's pink gown and turns it into the iconic royal blue centerpiece of the film's couture) and Madden's green uniform jacket with gold embroidery, as do the real English country houses used as locations and the CGI palace inspired by the grand architecture of Saxony. Such stylings, culled from the early 1800s, help ground the film amid the more fantastic elements such as magic, anthropomorphized dormice and the kingdom's black commoners. Naturally, the 19th-century period details remind one of Branagh's film "Hamlet", while there's even a dash of Shakespeare's play "Othello" in one interesting bit of casting. But it is Lily James who steals the show, and it gives me a bit of a sinking feeling to realize that a pretty, Caucasian, highly feminine young actress (who nevertheless portrays strength through her sweetness and decency) could never be allowed to be cast as a Disney princess less than a decade on from when this film was made. So enjoy this traditional cinema fairytale, the last to be made before tradition was shot to death... DEI Hollywood, indeed.