Andronicus Azareel

Weapons (2025) Movie Review: now this is what I call a horror film. I remember so vividly watching the trailer because I usually don’t do that and I stopped nowadays because most studios end up showing everything further ruining the movie. I was throughly intrigued because it left me wanting more so by the time I got seeing this finally: IT WAS BEYOND LOVELY! It is almost indescribable from the fact of how good this movie is. The story gets better as the film goes on, the characters have so much emotion and development they feel real!!! Man, this is what I’ve been asking for in a horror film in a very long time. We need more horror films like this as this breathes life and gives hope to the realization that horror films still have so much to give and this is what they are about. What an incredible film.

I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) Movie Review: you know.. one thing I always had in question about series is that why is this even a franchise? Lol this purely exists because of Scream and how that rebirthed an entire sub genre known as slashers. When Scream came out, the horror genre pretty much yet again became a parody of itself and the trend that was called the “teen slasher craze” began trying to replicate what Scream had introduced. Now seeing that I like these type of movies, I’m extremely not fond of copycats and that’s what this series became. People have their guilty pleasure trash and I guess this franchise was one of them for slasher fans. Like most reboots and remakes, this isn’t anything new, creative or innovative it’s just the same crap with new faces and modern settings.

Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) Movie Review: I’m just gonna make it short and simple when I say this but can they stop now? Can they please stop with the cash grab sequels?!! When is enough ENOUGH… hey I get it, you happen to one of these fanboys that enjoys a franchise no matter how bad it gets that’s fine. But if you wonder why Hollywood stays stuck in the past and why they choose money over talent, it’s because they know they can. Because bobble head consumers like you guys will always be there. Unbelievable it’s another year and we have another Jurassic Park movie. Like most franchises today, they have become a shell of themselves where the quality has been swapped out for box office numbers. It’s really sad it has gone this way. I actually liked the first remake of Jurassic World in this new series then as usual it went downhill pretty quickly after that. Dominion is definitely the worst of them all and now we have Rebirth because they need to continue to make money on a skeleton of a cash cow. The only reason I can think of seeing Scarlett Johansson in this is for a quick paycheck. What a horrific sequel and hopefully it bombs a hundred times over so they can’t touch it anymore.

M3GAN 2.0 (2025) Movie Review: It’s literally become the fast and furious of the horror genre. I can’t believe people actually like these movies well human beings don’t know how to evolve and need A.I. to tell them what to do so there’s that lol! Definitely one of the worst movies of this year. Nothing but a cash grab. That TikTok dance still makes me cringe.

28 Years Later (2025) Movie Review: In under 24 hours, I happen to finish both back to back the first two of the original 28 days and 28 weeks later. The original still shows that it’s not just a movie about virus outbreak or zombie apocalypse but a masterpiece in storytelling, character development and transitional atmosphere! The sequel is pretty rock hard awesome but it does kinda lack what made the first movie so good in what was the humanity. The action is more favored which is still great but not what the fans wanted especially how amazing the first was. Now I get to the third one in this trilogy 28 years later, the sequel we’ve been all waiting for right? NAH Yea that crap SUCKED lol! Like honestly what the f were they trying to do here and I mean that in the genuine way possible because I did not know what was going on. The entire thing just felt and looked fcking confuuuuuuzing. Things just happen with no explanation. Look, I get that having different opinions on entertainment is outlawed in 2025 and I do understand that the whole troll persona exists on the internet but I like to think that criticism is what made this industry and kept it being a art form. Yes, I liked the actors I believe Aaron Taylor Johnson is an incredible talent just as Ralph Fiennes who is an absolute beast in his own right. The basic fundamentals about this film was great. That’s fine but the film was not good. The story was bland and all over the place, the characters are boring like seriously, I’m sick of the characters in horror genre where at this point they are just there to get slaughtered. It’s like they forgot to write actual human beings GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!! Damn I was actually looking forward to this. One of those films that you wanna see where they can go from here and it’s just not what I wanted. Now it’s like every other piece of zombie entertainment that’s come out in the last 15 years. Literally the Last Of Us or Walking Dead. I’m glad the people who made the original came back but this wasn’t a 28 film to me at all.

It’s a new era in John Wick babyyyy and she’s called the Ballerina!!! I’ve always liked Ana as an actor and her work speaks for itself. I can definitely get into her as the female John Wick. So many franchises would benefit if they were doing what this universe is doing themselves. John Wick has quickly become a pop culture icon at this point. So expanding the series would simply be interesting and amazing. What a watch this was.

Karate Kid Legends (2025) Movie Review: i can’t really say I grew up a fan of this franchise. I’ve never even layed eyes on the original film to this day LOL! I haven’t watched the tv show either but I plan to someday as I have seen clips and it’s pretty good. Other than that, I thought it was okay. It’s not as outright terrible as some franchise legacy sequels or remakes like Final Destination Bloodlines or borderline unwatchable like Scream 5 and 6. It’s just plain mediocre and that’s kinda disappointing because I actually did like this. It’s like I immediately saw the potential in this being a new chapter of a franchise that’s older than most of us. It’s pretty much just a continuation of the Cobra Kai series that wrapped up back in February of this year. They try to say and make this sequel into a new beginning here but it’s not it’s imitating what the original film did. It’s lazy and repetitive. Absolutely no creativity whatsoever. And it really does suck because i wanted to like it but it’s Hollywood in 2025. It’s literally like your old grandpa who’s on a four wheeler. You’re trying to comfort and remind him that’s he’s hundreds of years old but he’s yelling at you limping around coping with a lost fantasy that he’s still that young stallion who can do anything. Movie Rating: 4/10 MEH You guys aren’t missing anything is what I recommend but you’re an adult of course we all have different opinions and tastes so I understand if you wanna go see it but I’ll still say you’re better off watching online.

I mean should I even say anything else? 😂😂😂😂 it’s the weekend attempting to act LOL! Refer back to his ripped to shreds by the critics Idol Tv Show and you’ll see why this is undoubtedly the worst movie of 2025, arguably going for the top spot of worst movie of all time. Someone tell my bro Abel acting just isn’t for him before he becomes a meme for the TikTok Generation; OH WAIT…

As we all know with Blumhouse’s Halloween trilogy that started back in 2018, it gave birth to a new trend in Hollywood and we call this the Horror Legacy Sequels. So now they have this lazy ahh reason to remake/reboot everything from the past with a “reimagining” for a modern audience. But why don’t we just get this over with, I’ve wasted ENOUGH of my time already and now I’m doing it here. Final Destination Bloodlines (2025) Movie Review: So we now have approached the 6th entry. And lemme just say that even though I grew up with the original movies, I was never a fan and i never will be. I always thought they were lazy and lame. Just another cash grab cow from a studio or bunch of suits who wanted to take advantage of the newest trend in Hollywood at the time. I’m actually kinda shocked at how long this franchise has lasted to this point. In the same vein as the Saw franchise, there was this period where the Final Destination movies had become a thing. Like they just kept making them LOL! So i finally came to the conclusion that they weren’t ever gonna stop because of how much money they were making from them. Fast forward 14 years later, and pop culture has completely changed. We’re in an entirely new decade of the 2020s, social media runs people’s lives and a new Final Destination movie is on the horizon. Not spoiling anything obviously But this time the new movie is about a young woman who has to save her family from the infamous Grim Reaper And that’s pretty much it. Nothing new at all. It’s even worse than the older movies because you know they aren’t gonna try to come up with something creative decent or at least entertaining. NOPE. It’s just another piece of trash disguised as horror, a “groundbreaking film” to sell tickets. THAT'S LITERALLY IT! It is the only reason why this legacy sequel reboot exists. At least it kept my attention of seeing Death wipe out characters which is pretty much why this new sequel was made because that’s what they are about now. The comical death scenes being considered somewhat now an intended parody when the original trilogy wasn’t even about that. They’ve literally turned the franchise now into a laughingstock self parody and the new generation today have forcibly fed themselves into believing that delusion. What a shame that this is one of the last credits added to the late LEGEND Tony Todd’s filmography. Absolute Powerhouse in the industry and this will be left on his name. WHAT A DISGRACE!!!! Cash grab rating: 0/10 They even kinda tease a new sequel, potentially a trilogy with the laughable ending because Of course LOL!!!!

I was seriously considering not even talking about this but let’s just do it LOL. Thunderbolts (2025) Movie Review: okay so I understand there can be similarities to the point where there’s copycat versions of characters whether in the DC or Marvel universes of each other but the fact that this is literally just the MCU version of Suicide Squad…. Like are they that dumb did they really believe we wouldn’t notice well to the average NPC but thanks to my knowledgeable reading comprehension, this ain’t getting past me haha. That’s what I got from this: a Suicide Squad remix version with Marvel Studios and Kevin Feige antics. I admit too pretty much like majority in the world who most likely hasn’t touched a single one but I’m sorry I don’t and have never read a comic but I do research and understand lore better. How is Bucky the leader but he’s a US government official??? Once again they pushed him back to basically being a lackey but instead of Hydra this time it’s the United States just like how Sam in Brave New World was a puppet for Ross, I get working with Humans to keep the peace but this is next level. Chris Evan Captain America was a shooting star of bravery for the humans but he still was anti government and establishment. He did not all of a sudden become a political piece etc. however many times he’s saved them from worldwide danger. And you’d think Bucky would be the same especially after how controlled and an emotionless machine they tried to make him in the original trilogy of the Captain America movies. I fell asleep countless times. What a horrific lazy movie. We need to start boycotting Disney and Marvel until we get an actual Marvel live adaptation motion picture we can actually get behind or at least get back to that like the early MCU films because this is unbelievable. And the shills tap dancing monkey “critics” are definitely out for this one with all the high reviews you can clearly see😂😂😂😂 Cash grab rating: 0/10