Javier

Disney’s new Snow White isn’t just a bad movie—it’s an unholy abomination that feels like a middle school theater production with a $200 million budget. And at the center of this disaster is Rachel Zegler, whose performance is so wooden that Geppetto could’ve carved a better lead. She delivers her lines with the enthusiasm of someone reading tax documents, and the only thing more lifeless than her acting is the CGI forest around her. But let’s address the elephant in the room—why does she look like Lord Farquaad in a knockoff Renaissance fair dress? Between the short black bob, the smug expression, and the sheer arrogance radiating off her, I half expected her to start yelling, “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.” It’s as if Disney saw Shrek and thought, Yes, let’s cast THAT as our princess. And speaking of princesses—why does this so-called Snow White have all the warmth and charm of a DMV employee