Nick Johnson

This movie is aggressively bad, even by my low standards. Jason Statham plays the only role he knows how to, but instead of guns it's swords this time. He and his side kick Hellboy spend the whole movie fighting the bad guys from Power Rangers, while the Bandit and Shaggy fight over who rules the kingdom. It feels like a Baliwood imitation of the Lord of the Rings, but that might be because Gimli parades around the whole movie. Oh, and don't forget the ninjas, boomerangs, and forest fairy folk. A seven year old must have written this script.

This movie was unreasonably good. Suspenseful with the perfect amount of comic relief. Easy 5 stars.