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The CGI kid got even uglier. Somehow The fakeout fight scene was basically an insult to the viewer

CGI Baby looks very bad, and it doesn't get any better in the second movie. I feel like for what really happens in this movie, nothing happens. She gets pregnant and gives birth, then she becomes a vampire. The end. Huh

The good thing about this movie is that it really justifies and creates a realistic way for the Redhead vampire to try to beat the Cullen's, and it's a good way to make them and the wolves team up. The downside is that this is when the acting starts to really slip up. Jacob comes off as a forceful creep many times, and it really makes me dislike him. Bella, Kristen Stewart, shows that she has no range for emotion. She can be sad very very well. She cannot be upset at all. Her trying to calm down Jake before the big fight, she's just awful, terrible. And she's trying to get Edward to sex her too like, she's barely 18 and he's 110, he doesn't even want it. It was so awkward! Overall I think the movie is fine but like, at some point Jacob needs to give up because he has no chance and it just makes the movie uncomfortable.

The dialogue is so awful it's amazing lol

This movie is very average. Average story, average effects, average characters, kinda predictable. Nothing wrong with it, nothing exceptional. Forgettable as well.

I will mostly agree with whatever Google says here. It's a pretty generic movie from this time period, 2009. It falls into a lot of common tropes that really prevent me from enjoying it. You can kinda just guess what's going to happen. That being said, it was fun and it's evident that they tried with the special effects and character designs.

There's like, no connection between these weird scenes And dialogue is so bad. Like, awful cinematography. Nothing makes sense. It's just dumb. I don't care about any of the characters at all. Martin and his whole family could've just not existed and the movie would probably be better for it. Crappy green screen in 2024?? Why did the boring cgi monster wait until the last second to call the rest of them? Venom chooses to reveal himself multiple times for literally no reason at all, which leads the bad guy exactly to their location. And of course they make the "if we die, we save the entire universe" trope Everything about this movie is terrible. People only liked it because there is fan service with the other symbiotes that they don't name and I don't know anything about so I don't care. It was barely even a feature length film!!! This was somehow even worse than let there be carnage, and that movie was made for 5 year olds.

The action scenes are a lot less dynamic than The Spy Who Loved Me, and the plot is kinda similar to the last movie just set in space, but the whole Noah's ark angle is pretty cool. But personally I'm not a super huge fan of this one. The actor for Drax has almost no emotion. Not to mention Jaws is not as strong a villain. I really enjoy what they did with him though, he has a change of heart and they let him speak which was nice. This movie was less interesting than the last I can say for sure. It's just okay for most of the runtime, but in the late part of the movie it's quite a bit better, and the final act is very good. It really feels like just a reaction to Star Wars. I was at 3 stars for most of the runtime, but "007, what are you doing?" "I think he's attempting re-entry sir" is a legendary line.

Another awesome movie. The sets? Fantastic! I think this is the first real globe trotter they had. Austria, to Cairo, to Italy. All super interesting things they do, and the sea base from Mr. Stromberg, is just outstanding!! Sure it looks a bit silly for modern standards, but what a vision they had, to put this on the screen in 1977! Great work. The dynamic with the two agents, 007 and XXX, was very good to watch as well. That is something they've never really touched on before. The action scenes are shot amazingly well, they just knock it out of the park. Especially the chase scene with the white car, the motorcycle and helicopter The lines are once again witty and fantastic. "I did a survival course in Siberia" "I believe many of your fellow countryman have". Jaws is quite an iconic character as well, a huge 7ft tall man with metal teeth? Perfect. Also, Naomi is gorgeous. 10/10 this is my favorite Bond film. They even released it on 1977/07/07!

Absolutely the best bond film yet. Fantastic characters, scenes, locations, and plot. The mcguffin is actually semi realistic, the way they replay bond walking through the maze area at the beginning, and change it up at the end was awesome. The gun itself was of course very unique and quite iconic. The sheriff from the last movie coming back was really cool, although he kinda overstays his welcome. Goldknight is an idiot but whatever, and Knickknack? Most offensive name ever for a midget but he's cool too. Love this movie, 9/10.