Oobleck Ogg (Oobleck)

This film is as boring and dull as Nicole Kidmans zombie, somnambulistic performance. The film is totally upstaged by Kidman's attempt at looking "destroyed" by sporting time ravaging make up, a monotone delivery and a crappy, "what's that stiff, dead animal you're wearing on your head" wig. They've gone so far to make Kidman look decrepit and wasted but it doesn't work since she is so full of Botox and plastic to begin with. The script is dull, there is no tension, the characters are two dimensional and the scary villains are not even remotely scary.