ejumper09

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I had to read this random nonsense in my GT English II class, and yeah what was this guy on. This book is literally the craziest thing I have ever read in my entire life and I was fr about to put a kill switch USB in my chromebook while reading it. My eyes were burning and screaming for help every time I started a new chapter. I almost just started playing the new iron man fortnite update in the middle of class instead of doing my work because then i'd at least be learning how to crank 90s like a gamer instead of how to read literature like a Reddit moron. This book follows the structure of introducing a topic at the beginning of a chapter, barely explaining it, referencing a million different books and movies in the span of half a paragraph, and then going on an extremely unhinged and sometimes politically charged rant that has nothing do to with what he was talking about. Then when he's done using the Yappatron 3000, he gets all pretentious and acts like he was just being a silly little goober and that we're idiots who probably didn't understand his big brain 200 IQ joke. The worst of it is chapters 16-17 which literally made me want to stick a kitchen knife into my chromebook screen. Those chapters in particular are worse because he goes full gooner mode and starts talking like your average Reddit user. This guy was complaining about the fact that movies and books skip over s*x scenes. I think he was way too freaky while writing both those chapters and he should've took a break to rub one out real quick instead of torturing us with all that gooner talk. Now that I think about it the whole middle section of the book is absolute brain cancer. Chapters 12-18 all sound like he was off his meds or something. I think it's just a pathetic attempt to sound funny and if it is supposed to be funny then NEVER let this guy do stand up because he might actually get stabbed Basically this book is a piece of garbage that is only useful once every 50 pages (there's 200 pages) and even then it's hard to find what you're looking for when Mr. Diddy Foster won't stop talking about r@p3 and other absolutely insane and unrelated topics. I give it a 1/10 (1 skibidi toilet out of 10 cameramen for the Gen Alphas) Never let this guy pick up a pencil ever again 🙏🙏

This game has always been considered way worse than the first, and I can 100% see where everyone comes from. But I actually really enjoyed Below Zero for several reasons, and *almost* liked it better than the first. Pros: Firstly, this is a pretty unpopular opinion, but I really enjoy the smaller map size and the biomes in it. Although it took away the dread and fear from the original Subnautica, it's a very beautifully detailed map and you get very comfortable with it quickly due to the size. Second, I enjoy the story better than the first because it goes into great detail and is really interesting. The ending scene is what blew my mind the most. Third, the basebuilding is OUTSTANDING. Unknown Worlds added tons of new base parts and you can make your base look amazing. Lastly, I *love* the Seatruck. It's no Cyclops, but the modules are so freaking cool and I love being able to cozy up in it while driving through the sea. Cons: I know I said I loved the map earlier, but the good about it is also the bad. Below Zero has wayyyy less horror than the first game and really the only things in the game that can give you that panic are the Shadow Leviathans, (which are only in one biome anyway), the Ice Worms, and, (maybe), the Squid Shark. Everything else on the map seems too calm and comfortable which is the complete opposite of the first game. It's a pretty big downgrade to take away the horror element in an almost-horror game, so I'm going to take a star away for that. TLDR: It definitely has a lot of bad because of the non-horror elements and doesn't live up to the first, but I really enjoy playing BZ from time to time and it's still a super solid game. If this ends up still being the worst entry after Subnautica 3 comes out, then that just proves this is a damn good series.