this book.... its not a book, its an experience, a masterpiece, perfection in book form. i have never liked reading but throughout the hours i spent reading this book in excruciating detail analyzing every molecule of the books ink... i was never bored not once did the thought appear in my mind to stop. i have read through this book millions of times more than i can count and it is still the most entertaining thing i have ever seen i no longer need food nor water to survive, all i need is the duck song book