Adam Gillen

-5 out of 5 if I could rate it that way. This ruined so many things in the Disney universe for me. It destroyed me painfully. If someone asked me what the worst mistake in Disney history is, it's Melody. If it wasn't for Melody, if she was never created, I wouldn't hate a lot of the Disney universe as much. She is the worst Disney character ever. Like a failed experiment. There's barely anything in the Disney universe for boys to sink their teeth into anymore, so it seems to me. I'll never forgive Disney for creating this character. Making her Ariel's only child. I worshipped Ariel and Disney betrayed me with this infernal sequel. Cheated me out of heart warmth. My heart has never been so shattered. I was green with envy. I have a much better idea for a Little Mermaid sequel. But it's a long story.

Unnecessary! Too much more of a disturbing, unsettling, significant terror than a funny satire. I don't need weiners to make this a funny show. And nothing satisfying has ever happened in this series. Season 3, especially the terror cartoons in episode 7, was the last straw! I want some electrocution of my most hated characters, like Soldier Boy or especially the Head Popper since she keeps walking away with everything. If she dies in season 4, which I hope she will, it better be a satisfying death. Plus, seeing Soldier Boy's entire face skin burnt clean off and him still fully functioning after that would make me laugh in satisfaction.

Seth MacFarlane gives western comedies a bad name. I prefer Mel Brooks when it comes to western comedies. MacFarlane single handedly ruined a handful of the harshest profanities. Using them constantly in a western comedy. A WESTERN COMEDY!! Especially using cruel, suggestive, and sexual jokes in this kind of movie. Virtually unnecessary for a movie like this! All of them! I especially never liked the way Charlize Theron was in this awful offensive film. This is the rightful Worst Picture winner! Not Transformers 2! If this would've won that or if MacFarlane won Worst Actor or especially if Theron won Worst Actress, I would've been thankful. I'd rather watch Ahmed Best's performance as Jar Jar Binks and Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christensen's performances as Anakin Skywalker. Albert Stark and Anna Leatherwood were written much worse than the two characters I just mentioned. Mild mannered sheep farmer, yeah right! More like potty mouthed.

It's an excellent movie. But I prefer the 1998/2003 version. I can't live with the way they're selling it right now. This movie is a piece of my childhood and they ruined it. I was so very disappointed when I bought the Blu-ray and watched what they did with the audio, music, and texting. My VCR is so old and wearing off and I don't know how long it has until it eats and destroys my 1998 VHS permanently. Shopping sites are asking for way too much to buy the 2003 DVD. I don't want the version I grew up with to be gone forever.

Something I could watch again and again!

This show is extremely cringeworthy, mindless, humiliating, and over the top. Killer Vacation was the worst episode I've ever seen. That one ruined so much of this series for me. A mom's abuse towards her innocent son who did nothing wrong, and him getting brutally hurt after all that, and nothing good ever happening for him at the end. Francine's demonic behavior while pretending to shoot people, including a baby. Unacceptable! It makes me vomit! It makes me so angry! This is absolute cartoon hell. I'll never forgive Seth MacFarlane for creating that godforsaken episode! For never fixing childhood trauma in any episode that has that against Steve! Single-handedly destroying my childhood innocence! His way of humor and sexual references is not my idea of a good cartoon. I don't know why these people even make these kind of cartoons. I don't think they should've had cartoons include cruel humor, bad sexual references, or strong profanity in the first place. I want more episodes where Francine is nice to Steve, giving her love to him. Where she'll never abuse her youngest child. Or where she'll apologize for abusing him and then comfort him. No more episodes with child abuse! And I'm including no child abuse against Steve. If there is gonna be another episode with child abuse, I wanna see Steve get back at whoever abuses him or when he sees someone abusing another innocent child, he shall assault him or her to rescue the child.