Brant Best

For those of you who are reading this review after you have seen this film sincerely apologise but have reviewed it asap to dissuade as many poor souls desperate for a good night out and escape from the drudgery of life . Drag me through a cold pool of mud in the middle of a cold winter instead - at least i wouldnt have lost as much time waiting for it all to end!!

Painfully dull… Only continued as long as i did purely out of disbelief that a movie can be released at this kevel without any real point at all.

Interesting premise initially… turns into an absurd stretch becoming seriously uninteresting farcical mess! Dragging it out across too many episodes painfully prolonging an ending that just isnt worth waiting for.

Absolute tripe! Potentially the worst movie ive seen…

Proposterous rubbish built on shaky foundations... enjoyment of this movie will depend on your capacity to suspend not only your disbelief but your common sense.

Save yourself!! Top 5 worst movies ever! Dont be fooled … not all johnny Depp movies are worth watching .. this steaming pile of excrement is only worth watching to boast to friends about how bad it was!! Personally i would have preferred an unsuccessful root canal at an unlicensed dentist!