I was in my living room with my family when my wife said the movie is for kids. I got a little outraged and violently stabbed and beat her half to death, then, I made her watch our children slowly get skinned and their organs ripped out and fed the said organs to her. After that , I tied her to a wall and violently whipped her like they stoned Stephen. I then cut out her tongue so she couldn’t criticise the film and tied her to the couch and cut off her fingers so she couldn’t use the remote and made her watch it until the neighbours reported me. They did in fact report me , I was put in death row by the court and am waiting execution by lethal injection.