Lauren McIlroy

Picture this, single woman, worldwide lockdown, new Netflix “mumporn” film, and you will have the start of the story about, myself and 365 days. I was ridiculously horny, and almost suicidal at the prospect of no sex for months! A few Popeye months pass by and I am t the end of my tether, and I happen to meet the most handsome man I have seen in months.. I melt. Two weeks pass by and I finally get to convince him to watch 365 days with him, trying to play innocent and pretend I have not wanted over him for the last fortnight. Within 1hour of pent up sexual tension, I lose my cool and declare hatred to this film. I, #hornylockdownsurvivor, gets nothing but disappointment at this film, and a rapidly deteriorating, what once was, future love. Hate this