Edgar Linton

Completely unreadable. I can’t fathom picking up this book ever again. I would truly rather bathe in a pool of urine and fecal matter than read another word in this tru horrendous novel. I would honestly rather jump in the ring with prime Mike Tyson than have to hear any more about Heathcliff’s shenanigans. This book made me question having children, out of fear that they might grow to read it. No amount of money could make me pick this up again. I would rather be a part of a human centipede than touch another page of this. If I could, I would give this book zero stars, or perchance negative stars. But alas, I must give it one star. This book left me feeling violated.