Denell Johnson

barney is a 1992 sci-fi horror movie that has very child relatable scenes such as when barney is throwing a baby at a windmill and slurps up the baby's bloody remains. my favorite barney scene is when barney looks at the screen, reaches his hand out of the tv and chokes you until you're unconcious and then you wake up in a barney merch sweatshop forever being enslaved to work there while creating medium sized barney styled boys sunglasses. overall what I'm saying about barney is that it is a lovely tv show that all ages shou- HELP THIS ISN"T A JOKE BARNEY HAS ME AT GUNPOINT WITH HIS BARNEY STYLED STEEL COATED NERF GUN AND HE"S FORCING ME TO WRITE GOOD REVIEW SO HE DOES'NT GO TO JAIL FOR EATING A KIDS HAIR OFF HER HEAD GO TO THE OLD ABANDONED WAREHOUSE AND-sorry about that what I meant to say is that barney is tv show that all ages should watch, remeber kids, BARNEY IS LOVE,BARNEY IS LIFE,AND BARNEY IS WATCHING YOU. Also Barney is our all powerful overlord and at 2:35 pm on novmber 3rd 2021 he will come down and scream some words in russian and then proceed to take a dump on the world until we evolve to breathing in barney poop, we will come to love our new world full of sacrificed lawnmowers that we gave to barney as he loves to eat pre-cut grass, soon barney will marry whoever consumes the most elkay ezh2o lzs8wslk bottle filler drinking fountains, after he marry's someone he will stare at them for the rest of eternity, forever inhaling the scent of elkay ezh2o lzs8wslk bottle filler drinking fountain.

Ok so I'm a huge fan of the watchdogs series and this game wasn't as good as I thought it would be, my main complaint is that they had 3 years to make this game and the characters don't even have a good script and most of the conversations don't sound like your character was even paying attention to what the other person was saying, and yes I get that they have to d a voice for all of the people in the game but they had 3 YEARS TO DO THIS GAME. But besides the horrendous voice acting from anyone besides bagley, this game is top tier, the fighting mechanics are awesome, and I love the graphics, these graphics look like they belong on the Ps5. But my all time favorite part about this game is that you can play as anyone , You can be a old granny or a royal guard.Honestly this is one of the best games I've played in years.

Me: lets watch jurassic world Mom: we have jurassic world at home Jurassic world at home: