Terrible storytelling and dialogue. Had to sit down for half an hour for the plot to unfold, I don't normally write reviews on movies I like (or dislike) but this one takes the cake. Never have I ever felt this impatient in a movie with its pacing. If one phrase describes this movie well, there would be none. A similar equivalent of such a phrase would be "this could've been an email", and that is what this movie could've been - a 150 word email you share to friends with a footnote at the end saying "don't watch this movie"