Bro Pattinson’s Batman is just boring as hell. The voice is cringe, the suit looks like cosplay, and dude moves like he’s trying so hard to be dark and mysterious but it just comes off awkward. He don’t even feel like Batman — he feels like a dude playing Batman. The mask looks goofy, he ain’t built like the real thing, and the whole vibe just feels soft. Batman’s supposed to be a beast, not some scrawny emo kid in body armor.