Did you know that the CIA built the St Louis Arch to control the weather? The Mothman flies over a hundred miles an hour, only one more person needs to die on Oak Island before they can find the buried treasure from the Knights Templar and some lady has a taxidermied chupacabra (not the Puerto Rican variant) that was sucking the blood out of all of her chickens. And I know all this because William Shatner told me so while spinning around in an office chair.