Marcus Barron-Cheeseman

(Review of 'EVANGELION: DEATH (TRUE)²,' since Google treats all the cuts of 'EVANGELION: DEATH' with the same search result.) The second "true form" edit of DEATH, which is still as confusing as the other two versions if you've never watched the show (thankfully I have). Much like DEATH and DEATH (TRUE), DEATH (TRUE)² is what I call a nice little overview of episodes 1-24 of the show. Out of the three, DEATH is the best since it contains director's cut scenes for episodes 21-24. That's not to say either of the true form edits are bad though. DEATH (TRUE)² definitely wins the contest for the coolest title. But in all seriousness, it's still a nice look at the first 24 episodes if you're an Evangelion fan. The only reason I'm giving it five stars is because of the glorious credits. Most movie credits are lifeless and a real bore, but if you add a sunset over a lake containing some wreckage while playing Kanon D-dur, you've convinced me to stay for them. Also, do stay right to the end as you'll find some more new footage. It isn't much, but it's nice. That's how I'd describe this entire movie if you're an Evangelion fan.

It's unlike anything I've ever seen. Neon Genesis Evangelion is truly an incredible show, with an ending that I can only call beautiful.

Unfortunately just finished watching it. Here's my thoughts on it before I fall asleep from the boredom of watching it. 1. The movie's either dashing through scenes at 100mph or dragging through them at a snail's pace. The pacing was atrocious. 2. The CGI made my eyes BLEED in some scenes. I'm rarely one to complain about picture quality, but some scenes in this movie felt like they'd been crammed in less than half-finished. 3. The characters. The red-haired woman is painfully boring, the stupid bunny girl is a really stupid and irritating bunny girl, Kevin Hart's character is okay, the guy with the mask is okay, and Jack Black's Claptrap is like a poor running commentary on everything that's happening. Yeah this movie deserved to flop and I hope everyone involved in it's production goes broke, this was one of the worst experiences in my entire life

Another Heisei era banger! More fantastic sets, practical effects, music, and most importantly, MONSTER ACTION!

Basically if you expected a Garfield movie similar to the others with the knowledge of Chris Pratt voicing the lasagne-loving beast himself, you're mentally ill. As a massive Garfield fan, I was really scared about how this movie would turn out. And I have to say, Chris Pratt was nowhere near as bad in this as I thought he was going to be or as others had made out to me he was. And the movie was pretty good aswell. It had way more going on in it then I thought it would have. Not a perfect movie, but it still exceeded my expectations by leaps and bounds, which I have to give it credit for.

Well, this is an interesting one. For seasons 1-7, the pilot, and day of the departed, 5 stars, no question. This was such a fun show in its prime. The early seasons of this show are rather iconic now, being immortalised in the form of memes. Now, the part I don't like. Season 8 was where the show really started to fall off. My problems with it include: very lazily recycling the movie designs, a dog sh¡t uninspired intro, pathetic villains (a literal f@cking biker gang), a notably far darker tone, and what was essentially a back to basics plot with the overarching conflict being the resurrection of Lord Garmadon. The ninja also seem to have forgotten Airjitzu, summoning elemental dragons, creating elemental dragons with their bear hands... I'm probably forgetting something aswell... I think this season deserves 1-2 stars... Season 9 redeemed it's predecessor's slop to a degree. It had: a far more creative intro (even though they still weren't using a Weekend Whip remix since season 8), Lord Garmadon being an actual threat to the city with his Oni Titan compared to the literal f@cking biker gang, and the first realm plot actually deserving a season. The tone is still noticeably dark, although it's better suited here as the stakes feel much higher. Season 9 is very much on par with everything pre season 8. Season 10 was a mistake. The Oni had basically been hyped up for the whole of season 9, and when it was time to perform, they fell flat on their face. Very easily on par with the literal f@cking biker gang as Ninjago's worst villains. Oh, but this season treated them like they were unstoppable, world ending threats. The only thing I like about this season is the references to the previous seasons, such as the Golden Master's armour, the Tornado of Creation, etc... this season deserves 1 star... Season 11 and onwards are further disgraces to Ninjago's legacy. Butchering the classic 'PREVIOUSLY ON NINJAGO' recap down to a crap sideshow mashed into whatever's left of the intro. They also very intelligently made the episodes 10 minutes long instead of the typical 23 minutes, so if you felt unengaged with 8-12 23 minute long episodes, how does ****30**** 10 minute long excuses for episodes feel? And we get SOOOOOOOOO many filler episodes in these seasons. If you thought filler episodes like Ninjaball Run were horrendous, get ready for 10 times as many of those that are 10 times worse. I'd give seasons 11-15 negative stars if I could... Now, I have heard that Dragons Rising is meant to be better. However, I believe the people I've heard this from are meat riders of anything Ninjago puts out. Why do I doubt their word though? Well, the literal elemental power of f@cking tech for one of the new ninja and being able to teach yourself Spinjitzu and literally f@cking transfer it to objects for another of the new ninja sounds rather redeeming, doesn't it? I direly miss the old Ninjago.

Great soundtrack, good action, brilliantly fun, with Jim Carrey putting in a classic performance as Robotnik.

Objectively one of Pokémon's best movies. Fight me about it.

Colossal nothing burger movie that repeatedly manages to retcon some of the show's earliest lore and is made to kick-start what will be a garbage Sandy Cheeks' family spinoff show. Just wait and see.

This was the first movie I went to see in cinema after the second lock down (or whichever one) ended, AND DEAR JESUS, I'VE NEVER FELT AS GREAT SEEING A MOVIE ON THE BIG SCREEN. This movie chooses to avoid the path of KotM by giving us a simple human plot with simple human characters. Nothing that's trying to be grandiose and being portrayed awfully. Nice and simple when it comes to the humans, as it should be. Now, the monsters. At the time, I would easily have called this the best Monsterverse movie for monster action. Thrilling action with limited plot armour getting in the way. Oh, how glorious this movie's fights are. And I must talk about Mechagodzilla. What an absolute bada$$ mothaf@cka he was. He managed to pose as a serious, uncowardly, unrelenting threat towards Godzilla at the movie's climax. I still believe their fight is the greatest in the Monsterverse. And this is what proved that Monster Zero was garbage in KotM. Mechagodzilla was given a fraction of his screen time, and in the time spent fighting, he was unstoppable. Never turning away from the fight and giving it his adrenaline-fueled-all. Always a threat. A polar opposite to Monster Zero.