Painfully boring...
It takes roughly 2 hours to become mildly interesting and then its all over. I have honestly sat in traffic more interesting than this movie. I suffered for every second just to say I finished it. If knew 45 minutes in that it would be awful till the end I would have never made that promise to myself to keep watching.
I should have painted the wall and watched the paint dry, that would have at least been productive and just as entertaining as this movie.