Kudos to David W for posting 90% of what I would say - and did, out loud, as my spouse and I laughed at the pilot. Couple of other notes. At dinner in the main dining salon on a formal nite no less, Doc and his nurses, and the Captain, were not in uniform. The Captain is behaving like one of the housekeeping staff. Not even a Staff Captain would instruct staff. The Infirmary looks like sick bay from Star Trek, with laughably high ceilings. As David W. pointed out, Doc’s stateroom is palatial. The ship is named Odyssey - a Seabourn name; sailed in her a couple of times- yet the credits “thank” Crystal … presumably the resurrected line. If the former Crystal had been run this way, no wonder it failed.