This show explains the dark and depressing life of a two couple who obtained a girl (that like pink so much that she probably end her life for it) via the black market. They buy the girl from a rich Asian man who tells him the girl liking of pink always gets the best of her, and she might drive the Couple The Couple have lost their lost kid to fnaf when they came to town, so the both goes into a dark state where their mind is plagued with thoughts of hatred and anger. They proceed to go to the black market, intending to sell their organs as food for THE CHOSEN ONE, but ends up buying the girl. Pinkalicious is a little girl who costed the mom and the dad their money their saving to get their masters degree in medical school. The couple does get more depressed, and always tries to grow tomatoes and fails as pinkalicous tramples them. In the official lore book, it is revealed the couple considered killing pinkalicous via throwing her off the balcony of the Seattle Space Needle, and get a new kid, but they end up not doing it. This show overall is amazing as it explains the tough life of a depressed of mom and dad suffering through the problems of the working class during the presidency of Bill Clinton and the issues one must face to find their place in this world. This show is so emotional, it is recommended that you bathe in essential oils before watching and after watching. (DO NOT WATCH THE 4TH EPISODE OF SEASON 1. MAJOR GORE WARNING IN THE FIGHT CLUB SCENE AT 98 SECONDS INTO THE EPISODE. THIS IS SKIPPABLE BUT CONTAINS LORE ABOUT THE LOST SON OF THE PINKERTON's.