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HOW DARE YOU. YOU LOW LIFE, SLIME SUCKING, ROCK EATING DUMMIES. You’re so ugly that you probably have to trick or treat over the phone, LOSERS. Neil was the ONE good thing about these movies. Neil was the character that the entire plot and dialogue revolved around. These movies were almost ENTIRELY about NEIL. And you SCRAPPED HIM like an old piece of dog hair. Well I have news for all the people in the writers room. I know why you did it. That’s right, I’m onto you. You’re jealous because you’ll never be as handsome or funny or intelligent as Neil. Women will never want you the way they want Neil. You couldn’t handle his awesome raw power so you wrote him off the franchise. I see you for what you are though. A bunch of NERDS. Santa Clauses? More like try and get some bitches clauses. Absolutely vile to get rid of every single person’s favorite character. Writing off Neil is like if Homer was written off the Simpsons or if SpongeBob was written off of SpongeBob. Absolutely nasty behavior and decisions from the writers. I’m 100% sure of it that if we were in THEIR universe, Troy Allen would have written you all up on the naughty list, because he’s Snata! Then he would hand the coat over to Neil because we all know that Neil should have been Santa all along. I’m so devastated. I literally threw up while watching this I was so upset. I either threw up because of this or because I ate 27 pieces of cheesecake and drank 12 liters of Dr Pepper before this. Either way, now my dog has throw up on him and my bed sheets are destroyed. I hope you’re proud. Neil wouldn’t be proud. Anyways, now you know how I feel. This is the end of my review. I will NOT be continuing this show. I have better things to do. I’m gonna go write some really nasty and freaky fanfic about Neil. If you’re interested, it’s available at www.Neilismysexysavior.com. NEIL WAS THE STAR. 😊🫵😡🎁💚❤️🤍🎄🕯️🫥👻🫁🫦👥👨‍🦱💂‍♀️🤶🏿🦍🦈🐿️🐿️🐈

I had never seen this film before… I was TRULY truly moved. Most of the film was mid at best, but then I saw… him. Neil. The light of my life. He looked like an angel up there on screen. Good thing to, had to act next to the hag that they’re trying to pass off as his wife. He deserves an 11/10 woman like me. She’s a 3/10 at best. She was weighing Neil down. If I could, I would give my house to Neil. It made me so sad when he said Santa didn’t bring him gifts. Stupid Ted Allen. Bad Santa. Seeing Neil in pain and suffering made me want to travel to the North Pole and strangle all those stupid little elves. Every living being was put on Earth to serve Neil. We love him. He was really good at his job which is probably acting, but in the movie he was a therapist. He can therapy me any day. His sweaters get me so hard bro. I’m literally sobbing just thinking about him. Neil, my love, we’ll be together someday. I’ll see you then.

5 stars because, ONCE AGAIN, Neil was in it. He’s the light of my life, the sun in my galaxy. I have a poster of him above my bed so that the morning I wake up I can look into his beautiful eyes. I loved the part where he drove the sleigh. It was kinda sad when his wife got run over but thems the breaks. Neil truly is a perfect man. He taught me how to love again, how to trust men again, how to lust for another again. Neil was such a strong powerful presence on screen. I wonder how big his tongue is. What those mittens do tho… anyways, I didn’t like his daughter. I feel like she takes up too much of his attention. I hope she is killed off sometime soon within the Santa Clause Cinematic Universe. I would love to see Neil go solo on a film. “Neil: The Christmas Spectacular”. I also noticed that Charlie got put on the naughty list in this film? You know who didn’t get put on the naughty list? Neil. Even though Neil is a baddie with a fatty, he isn’t a bad human. Good man right there. 174/174

I really liked Neil. I found his character quite compelling. I really appreciated all his funky sweaters and his daddyness. Neil is love, Neil is life, Neil is laughter. I felt my heart melt when he was on screen. He’s 10/10 husband material. If they ever make a fourth movie, I want it to be about Neil. Here’s my idea: Scott DIES. And Neil being the absolute godsend of a man he is, steps up. He runs the North Pole but his stupid wife tries to ruin everything so the reindeer trample her. If the studio wants to use that idea, they should. I won’t copyright. I really liked Neil’s hair in this movie. Fluffy and wavy but not greasy. Very nice. I didn’t like when he got frozen. That part made me cry so hard that I threw up on my mom’s carpet and she screamed at me and I just cried harder. Anyways, this movie was definitely a 17 on a scale of 13-17 and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The only complaint I have is that there just wasn’t enough Neil. He’s so handsome and deserves more screen time. If I were the director I would have ended the movie with Neil’s wife getting kicked in the head by Chet or Comet and then he is finally free of her and single because the blunt force trauma to her head kills her. Anyways, I love you Neil, byeee 😍🤭❤️

This was really bad. Couldn’t even make it past the first episode. I adore the muppets, but this was a massive L.