Ashley “Munchman” Applebee

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This game is LITERALLY a SCAM, Whe you play it has NO ABILITY TO SKIP Cutscenes you've already seen, for instanc when you die, your shown the same, MINUTES LONG cutscene. So where is the Scam? The company that released this say it's how it would have been originally, but no, it's not, it's to STRETCH OUT your gameplay to 2+ hours forcing you to be unable to get a refund on Steam. The game would be, at best a three but since it's a SCAM, it gets the lowest score possible, if they wanna prove me wrong they would release a patch to make it so you can skip cutscenes and NO Chapter Select is NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Chapter Select only helps with about 20% of the tedium and is to pretend they aren't scammers. Oh and even worse, they are now gonna release an R18+ Unratted cut with NO PLAN TO GIVE IT TO THOSE WHO BOUGHT THE CUT COPY! In fact they LIED and said the "Blurred" parts were "lost", no they were cut so they could sell them later, terrible Terrible people.

I Literally only watched it for South Aussie Locations, but was impressed, it's pretty basic story, which is fine. Some will complain it lacks the 'deep' Lore stuff, however it instead focuses on just a small number of characters and the plight to stop Earthrealm being taken over by Outworld. It only has a handful of recognisable characters and that's all it needs. It just tells a simple story, simply and that's all we need, get back to basics, it sequel baits, which um, yeah, it's Mortal fridging Kombat of COURSE it Sequel Baits. So ultimately it's just a good movie, nothing too crazy, well aside from the Gore, DAYUM, but overall just a good flick to watch that sets up the franchise... Which I am actually keen to see more of.

This Movie is straight B-Grade Schlock, but it's great, the Killers Signature Weapon is Great, the Kills Range from Corny to Schlock Gold. Let's be Frank, this movie is not great, but it is exactly as it should be, if you go in expecting Hollywood Grade A Horror, look elsewhere, this is Low/Mid Budget Schlock. I actually saw this in Cinema when it came out coz it was filmed in Adelaide (where I live) and was not disappointed, it made me laugh, it made me cheer and overall it was just a good time. Highlights (spoilers): Look out for the Cop getting thrown backwards and lands on a free standing tap that the killer turns, the Butchers knife throw that goes close up, spins excessively and takes 5 seconds to cross a 5 foot distance and lastly one of the best one liners and pay off kill scenes "How ya gonna scream, if ya haven't got a tongue" followed by killer placing her tongue on the dresser.

Okay so right off the bat this is Hong Kong Die Hard, it takes scenes wholesale from Die Hard and Speed and gives them a 90's Chinese Action Movie Spin. This however is not a bad thing, in fact it makes the movie hilarious, if you watch it make sure to get the "Meltdown" titled release, they got Jet Li to dub himself but got traditional Chinese to English Voice Actors, which clash making it even more hilarious to watch. The movie was rereleased to cash in on Jet Li's skyrocketing career at the time (Early 2000's) and so they did things like smashing a Hip Hop backing track into multiple scenes as well as trying to get a Alan Rickman esque voice actor for the Main Villain. All being said the story is generic but has some small twists and turns the fight scenes are epic to the point of Hilarious and while some fo the co stars come of a bit annoying at times it's mostly fine in the end. Go in expecting to laugh at an over the top Die Hard Knock-off and you'll have a great time, it's a great cap movie if your having a Bad Movie Night with a group of friends as it's fast paced short and ultimately satisfying.