Megan Besaw

It's classic Bethesda. Uses the same formula that hooked me in the first place. Everything is gorgeous, the missions are fun. Love every second of it. I'm 12 hours deep.

Dear baby Jesus, no. 3 minutes in, I noticed how completely embarrassingly awful the acting was, we laughed as early as the first scene at how terrible the acting was. The main actor was annoying as all heck, literally nobody in this movie qualified as even slightly believable. The soundtrack was ridiculous to say the least, and the timing was irritatingly off. The plot, I figured out way too soon, and it was very boring. I took a break to slowly slice a loaf of banana bread and package meat into freezer bags as a way to get relief. I suggested to my husband that we should really bail (he wouldn't), and I have pretty low standards as I love many bad horror films; I can usually find redeeming qualities somewhere. Not here, my friend. We both agreed, by the time it was over, that the movement of the killer was literally the only cool thing about the film, and that still did not make it worth it. There also seemed to be zero research into how police work, or psychiatrists, either, and this was obvious to a layman. I am extremely forgiving, but yeah, this is in my top 3 of worst waste-of-time, brain cell melting, pathetic excuse for a movie in general that I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing. If I made something like this, I would never admit it.