Madie Musser

absolutely amazing film. a true generational masterpiece. i couldnt stop laughing throughout the movie. unfortunately i couldnt see it the second it came out because i accidentally walked into the room where they were playing the snow white movie and i was hospitalized after the fact. but right when i was taken off of life support and discharged the first thing i did was grab a flint & meal and drive straight to the theater. unfortunately i hit 190 on the freeway and crashed into a family of 6, but it was all worth it to see the loveable and cherished Jack Black say the famous lines "I am Steve". 1000/10

when i walked into the theater with my flint & meal, ready to watch a cinematic masterpiece of the game i grew up playing and cherished, i was apalled to see the abomination that is the snow white remake on the screen. i sat down for a solid 2 minutes optimistic and ready to give it a chance, but the atrocious singing from gal gadot sent me into a psychotic episode from which i started foaming at the mouth and then i proceeded to black out. i was put on life support in the nearby hospital, and a few days later i woke up wishing it was all a dream. i still have night terrors from this awful movie. badly done CGI nonbinary dwarves kidnap me and murder my entire family while they force me to watch. whenever my children act up i threaten them by saying im going to make them watch the snow white remake. the only positive thing i got out of seeing this movie was more well bahaved children. please, save your money and your sanity and go watch the cinematic masterpiece that is the minecraft movie instead.