Timothy Lee

Literally the worst movie I have ever seen. Worse than Zardoz, worse than Plan 9 From Outer Space, worse than Alien vs Predator. Absolutely fails on every possible level. Every line is torture, every scene is miserable. Henry isn't a character, he's a mouthpiece for the word vomit of a screen writer who shouldn't be allowed near a Thesaurus ever again. I spent half the movie hoping he would die, and when he finally does, the movie punished me for daring to hope. I do not care if that is a spoiler, because you should never watch this film. One star because Google won't let me rate it lower. If the world were just, not only would this get negative stars, Colin Trevorrow would reimburse me for the time I spent on this horrific disaster.