I would like to select zero stars. I mean, what kind of depravity wrote this film? Sadly, the dachshund was smarter than all the people in the film. To get stuck with the kind of dysfunctional people this poor dog was shuffled between, it’s beyond depressing. If you’re a dog lover, steer clear. My only guess is the writer had some connection with famous and talented actors (through mommy and daddy perhaps?) who agreed to help out for this film as a favor and had no idea how it would end up. There’s just no words. Then again, I’m not a film writer so WTH do I know?