Jake West

I just want to start by saying that this ranks out at the worst movie I have ever seen in my 16 years 6 months 24 days 6 hours and 48 minutes of existence. So I went to AMC with two of my friends who wanted to see the movie thinking it would be funny and ended up spending 13.99 on a ticket. If I could get every penny of that 13.99 back I would trust me. Anyways, the movie was rated PG but after watching the first couple minutes I personally think it is rather sexual for a little kid to watch. After entering the theatre in itself, I found that we were the only three in the theatre and could later see why. The movie began in a way that would honestly scare little kids and even left me a little uneasy. I also wasn't under the impression that it was a full on musical and that there was practically no dialogue what so ever. On another note, If the opening song would have said gelical one more time I might have pulled my brain through my nostrils with straws and a vacuum. In the words of another man, "if you were to take a shot for every time the characters said gelical you'd be blasted drunk within the first few minutes." I guess great minds think alike. By the second song my ears started to bleed clots bigger than I could imagine. I wanted nothing more than to leave this AMC but the only reason I was still staying was because I had to drive my friends. In conclusion the only good thing that had happened to me was that after 30 long painful minutes I got the ok to leave and I don't think that I had been that happy in a long time. I could not get in the car and come home to my computer quick enough to writes this review. If you do not believe anything that I'm saying I can send you both Avery and Devon's info to back it up. I wish you all a happy holidays and hopefully you will take my advise and not waste your time or money.