oof kid

When I bought this book 6 years ago, I never knew the power inside. Originally, I got it to use as a paper weight, but it was too large so I put it back on my shelf. 2 years later, I decided to finally dust it off, and crack it open to see what I wasted money on. Instead, I got a book that taught me how to levitate, turn invisible, and make the best tacos in existence, among many other things. The cover is deceiving, but it's value is uncomparable to any other book in existence. I thank this book today for allowing me to fit cats in my shirt pocket.