Georgia (MeowAppa)

If I could rate this zero stars I would. I have seen a lot of terrible films in my time but this has got to me the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. I have no words to describe how utterly boring and completely unnecessary this film was. It would be a waste of oxygen to even speak on this film ever again. It was the most mediocre poor excuse for a film I’ve ever had the misfortune of gracing my time too. Id rather be locked up in a Russian gulag asylum dealing with extreme and intense psychological torture over and over again than to ever watch a single SECOND of this film again. It should be studied and used as a form of punishment for only the most sickest most disgusting individuals to live. If I was murdered and wanted justice for my murder I’d be happy with making my killer just watch this movie once that would completely satisfy me and be a worthy and just punishment for such a crime. The plot was more dull than my Nan’s tv from 2006 and the entire film was filmed in some field in wales to the point I got excited if I saw a slightly different coloured shrub to the others as it added a bit of variety to the film. Every single pound of the films budget went on hiring comedy actors who I’m assuming the writer thought would carry the insult of a script. Wasted talent on amazing actors. The only jokes in the film are poop or fart related humour to the point I think a dying possum on the side of the road could write better comedy. Not even the amazing cast could save this abomination and quite frankly absolutely offensive waste of my precious life. I will be on my death bed looking back on moments on my life and my biggest regret will be seeing this movie. I think if you want a similar experience, go outside to your local field and stare at it for 1 hour and 40 minutes. Every second will be scraping as you stare at the clock on your phone waiting for the sweet mercy of deaths hand.