Jeramiah Gibson

Honestly probably the most boring movie I've seen ever in a theater and I thought Midsommar was the top boring I've seen but this...this makes Midsommar look like the greatest piece of art to have been made...I'm not familiar with the original story but my best friend is and she saw it with me and this movie is damn near nothing like the book and man I gotta say even though she said the book is boring she said she would've preferred the book instead of this, and don't give me that "oh well the trailers can set your expectations too high in thinking it's an action film" she went into this film not seeing the trailer. All she knew was that I wanted to see it given that I also wasn't expecting a full blown action film. Some shots are way too long, there's a moment of shaky cam that I thought was unnecessary, the cinematography was eh, it's basically just him walking for 90% of the film. Idk what the gay scene was all about and I know it wasn't in the book, I thought both of the Green Knight scenes were disappointing. This movie also has massive plot holes that isn't talked about with these people praising it. Like the fact that Arthur's sister (our main characters mother) is the one who summoned the Green Knight, the fact that the main character's uncle is King Arthur, therefore when he hands him the sword you don't even know it's Excalibur unless you're familar with the story already, the talking fox. Honestly this movie gets a 0/10 in my opinion