Tino Duran

40 minutes of cutscenes for every 1 hour of gameplay. Constant radio calls detract from gameplay immersion. Incredibly wooden Norman Reedus as the protagonist. Incomprehensible dialog that comes off as Kojima jerking himself off. Plot that makes no sense with underlying themes that come off as a freshman poly-sci course crossed over with a high school level creative writing course. None of the game world looks like locations in America despite taking place across a huge swath of it. Boring gameplay with amazing visuals, dumb characters, convoluted writing, and all of that is totally drowned in an endless sea of poorly optimized menu loadouts and hours of ridiculous cutscenes.