M Clark

Entertaining. F-bombs are ridiculous. Hopefully this isn't another "purgatory" ending.

This is simply the worst movie I have ever seen. Actually it's a toss up between Geostorm and this feces popsicle. I suspected Bruce suffered a stroke prior to accepting this visual vomit, but Thomas as well? Apparently the zombies from WW Z decided to fill fellow shipmates with the contents of the Exon Valdez and throw themselves into the warp drive composed of stretched red glow sticks to exceed the speed of plaid. Based on the view from the ships windshield, it snows when one travels at that speed. The love interests exit via a handy escape pod that required the hero to flick a switch located right next to the Thing ripoff amalgamation whilst Willis engages the self destruct option (probably shaped like the Office Depot EZ button). After incinerating the rancid blob with his jet fuel / industrial cleaner whiskey concoction flame thrower, he makes a quick jump into the cheap getaway pod (The first pod could be engaged from its control panel, most likely an upgrade not afforded to the rest of the pods). Although days away at plaid speed, the escape pod quickly lands on the Earth substitute only to find the villain has already arrived and conquered the other Earthlings. Yet our hero, armed with his acid spitting blue flame alien melter, built with an empty pringles can on top of a thermos, pulls the trigger to kill them all. Purest of the garbage available!