Rating: 0/5
"The Goat Life" is hands down one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. The plot is nonexistent, the acting is cringe-worthy, and the direction feels like it was done by someone who has never seen a movie before. The dialogue is painfully awkward, making it hard to tell if it was supposed to be a comedy or a drama—either way, it failed miserably.
The special effects, if you can call them that, looked like something from a 90s video game, and the soundtrack? Don’t even get me started. It felt like a bad YouTube video slapped together with stock music.
The movie drags on endlessly, with pointless scenes and characters that contribute nothing to the story. I kept hoping it would get better, but it only got worse. By the time the credits rolled, I felt like I had just wasted two hours of my life that I will never get back.
Do yourself a favor and avoid "The Goat Life" at all costs. There’s nothing redeemable about this mess of a film.